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Sep 02
agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

Sep 01
Sep 01
Sep 01

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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Sep 01

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

Sep 01

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

Sep 01

cybugs:

one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom 

Aug 31
Aug 31
vanjalen:

CRYING

vanjalen:

CRYING

Aug 31

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

Aug 31

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

Aug 31

diddily:

when your mom tells you to do the dishes

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Aug 31
just-bx:

Just SCience

just-bx:

Just SCience

Aug 31

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

Aug 31

aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image